The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode, Apr 26, 2026

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21 words · 13 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Crazy 15+ timesYes79%n=6 from settlement history–
War Yes72%n=4 from settlement history–
Shit 10+ timesYes68%n=3 from settlement history–
Dude 10+ timesYes61%n=7 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes59%n=4 from settlement history–
Table Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Instagram Yes46%n=2 from settlement history–
Drug 3+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Illegal Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Algorithm Yes40%n=3 from settlement history–
Monkey Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Matrix Yes30%n=2 from settlement history–
Simulation Yes30%n=2 from settlement history–
Military No47%n=4 from settlement history–
Immigration No–new new word, no probability yet–
Innovation No–new new word, no probability yet–
Chocolate No40%n=3 from settlement history–
Best friend No30%n=2 from settlement history–
Mickey Mouse No30%n=2 from settlement history–
Insurance No25%n=3 from settlement history–
Invasion No25%n=3 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

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