Premier League: Game, Apr 18, 2026
Kalshi What will the announcers say during the Sidemen Charity Match?
Polymarket What will be said during the 2026 Sidemen Charity Match?
Markets
34 words · 24 settled yes- Kalshi: play-by-play or color Kalshi
- Polymarket: anyone Polymarket
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crossbar / Post | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| World Cup | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Yellow Card | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Hattrick / Hat Trick | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Mog / Mogged / Mogging | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Subscriber | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Uno Reverse / Uno Reversed | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Brexit | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Corner | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Crossbar | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Forehead | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Foul | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Offside 5+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Own Goal | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Pace | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Penalty 5+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Prime | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Script | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Six Seven | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Stadium 5+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Tackle | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Thousand / Million 10+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Uno | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Ronaldo | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Red Card | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| VAR | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| IShowSpeed 3+ times | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| MrBeast | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Relegation | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Wembley Stadium | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Donate / Donation 50+ times | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Edge of the D | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Mog | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Slide Tackle | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
History only. Sports broadcasts are tracked by their settled markets; there is no transcript for games.
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