60 Minutes: Episode, Mar 9, 2026

Mon, Mar 9EpisodeHistory only60 Minutes

Updated

Markets

19 words · 7 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Israel / Israeli Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Nuclear Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Civilian Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Iraq Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Obliterate / Obliterated / Obliteration Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Trump 5+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Midnight Hammer Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Drone No–new new word, no probability yet–
F-15 / F-15E No–new new word, no probability yet–
America First No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Submarine No–new new word, no probability yet–
Terrorist / Terrorism No–new new word, no probability yet–
Fake News No–new new word, no probability yet–
Oil No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Democrat No40%n=2 from settlement history–
Ayatollah / Khamenei No–new new word, no probability yet–
Constitution / Constitutional No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hezbollah No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hormuz No–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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