TBPN: Episode, Mar 31, 2026

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On the Mar 31, 2026 episode of TBPN, 6 of the 11 words Kalshi listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 11 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

11 words · 6 settled yes · our count agreed on 11 of 11

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Heart Yes26✓–new new word, no probability yet–
AI / Artificial Intelligence Yes1126✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Blood Pressure Yes11✓–new new word, no probability yet–
LeBron Yes12✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Ronaldo Yes12✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Sleep Yes12✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
FDA No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
IPO No01✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Oura No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Recovery No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Subscription No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Publisher transcript · TBPN podcast transcript (publisher RSS) · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Where the listed words were said

Will Ahmedguest“Heart” · 2:25:30

We'll do a whoop live heart rate on some of the stunts.

Will Ahmedguest“AI / Artificial Intelligence” · 2:27:19

…it, supplements being part of it, concierge doctors being part of it, AI health coaching being part of it. But broadly speaking, it's I think…

Will Ahmedguest“Blood Pressure” · 2:24:38

…product that can detect whether you have AFib and tell you your blood pressure every morning and help you do blood tests. So it's just…

Will Ahmedguest“LeBron” · 2:22:28

…the history of WHOOP with the world class athletes. We've added now LeBron James is a new WHOOP investor. We've got Cristiano Ronaldo on the…

Will Ahmedguest“Sleep” · 2:27:38

…I go, people want to talk about how they can improve their sleep or improve their VO2 max or what is heart rate variability. So…

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