The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode, Mar 16, 2026

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20 words · 13 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Epstein Yes58%n=6 from settlement history–
Addiction / Drug Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Biden Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Crazy 15+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
War Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Dude 10+ timesYes47%n=2 from settlement history–
Jamie 3+ timesYes47%n=2 from settlement history–
China Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
People 50+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Russia Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Shit 10+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Elon / Musk Yes40%n=3 from settlement history–
Donald / Trump Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Oil No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Israel No–new new word, no probability yet–
Jamie 10+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Gold / Silver No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Iran No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
UFO / Alien No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Crypto / Bitcoin No31%n=5 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

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