The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode, Oct 25, 2026

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13 words · 7 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes82%n=24 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes79%n=20 from settlement history–
Hundred / Thousand / Million 10+ timesYes74%n=4 from settlement history–
Right 5+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Shit 5+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Alien Yes52%n=25 from settlement history–
Preposterous Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Chimp / Monkey No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Elon / Musk No53%n=7 from settlement history–
Bill Gates No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Buddy of Mine No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
DMT No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Dude 20+ timesNo37%n=20 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 25, 2026 04:02 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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