Kevin Hart: Remarks, May 10, 2026
Kalshi What will Kevin Hart say during his roast?
Markets
13 words · 6 settled yes- Kalshi: named speaker only Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jumanji | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Ozempic | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Philly / Philadelphia | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Shaq / Shaquille | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Tom Brady | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Netflix | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Short | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| AI / Artificial Intelligence | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Crash / Crashed | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Joke Fest | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Midget | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Ugly | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trump | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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