The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 18, 2026

On the Oct 18, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 6 of the 13 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 13 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

13 words · 6 settled yes · our count agreed on 13 of 13

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right 5+ timesYes120120✓–new new word, no probability yet–
People 100+ timesYes116116✓81%n=23 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes4545✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
Hundred / Thousand / Million 10+ timesYes3737✓70%n=3 from settlement history–
Shit 5+ timesYes1414✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Chimp / Monkey Yes55✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Dude 20+ timesNo33✓38%n=19 from settlement history–
Elon / Musk No00✓59%n=6 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓54%n=24 from settlement history–
Bill Gates No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Buddy of Mine No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
DMT No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Preposterous No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

18 matches for “Problem”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled8:41

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Speaker not labelled20:37

…live in a bubble. Yeah. That bubble's a little bit of a problem. It's crazy. I mean, sometimes you see the Big Bang Theory, huge…

Speaker not labelled49:20

…And I think if they came back with some good ones, the problem is it's a hard job. It's a hard job. And I was,…

Speaker not labelled50:32

You know, this heavyset, unhappy housewife with a domineering husband and problems with her kids. and they went to my then boss, Bob Meyer, and…

Speaker not labelled53:22

But here's the problem with writing a TV and producing a TV comedy is you don't have perspective. You lose perspective. You're working so hard.…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right (5+)” · 0:23

…the Singer Bowl in 1969. Jimi Hendrix was the headliner, the experience right after Monterey. and Janis Joplin in the holding company, big brother in…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 3:42

…theory it didn't get it was like there was other shows that people wanted to you were cool if you liked and the big bank…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 2:47

…same for men. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody could just do whatever the fuck they wanted and and they're doing drugs at the same time. It's…

Speaker not labelled“Hundred / Thousand / Million (10+)” · 12:59

He sat in the stands with 200 people laughing, and he wrote about the annoying laugh track. That's interesting. Do you think they just do…

Speaker not labelled“Shit (5+)” · 18:50

…at all I think people love laughing I think they enjoy the shit out of it it's one of their favorite things to do maybe…

Speaker not labelled“Chimp / Monkey” · 1:20:03

…around by every fucking thought that comes screaming through your head like a tree full of rabid monkeys and that first time I did it

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