The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 18, 2026

On the Oct 18, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 6 of the 13 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 13 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

13 words · 6 settled yes · our count agreed on 13 of 13

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right 5+ timesYes120120✓–new new word, no probability yet–
People 100+ timesYes116116✓81%n=23 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes4545✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
Hundred / Thousand / Million 10+ timesYes3737✓70%n=3 from settlement history–
Shit 5+ timesYes1414✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Chimp / Monkey Yes55✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Dude 20+ timesNo33✓38%n=19 from settlement history–
Elon / Musk No00✓59%n=6 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓54%n=24 from settlement history–
Bill Gates No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Buddy of Mine No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
DMT No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Preposterous No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

20 matches for “Love”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled17:45

…But you're not laughing out loud, you know. When I watch something like White Lotus and I talk to people about it, they love it.

Speaker not labelled18:48

…hearing what you're saying I don't agree at all I think people love laughing I think they enjoy the shit out of it it's one…

Speaker not labelled19:03

…where people are constantly judging each other's social status and they would love to be able to dismiss you and they love to look forward…

Speaker not labelled26:54

…it's how they have to accommodate this remarkable human being. It really became watching them, how much love and protectiveness went towards this little boy.

Speaker not labelled27:45

…the way he was and allowed him to be that way. That's a love story. It is, and it's completely unique to the original show.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right (5+)” · 0:23

…the Singer Bowl in 1969. Jimi Hendrix was the headliner, the experience right after Monterey. and Janis Joplin in the holding company, big brother in…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 3:42

…theory it didn't get it was like there was other shows that people wanted to you were cool if you liked and the big bank…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 2:47

…same for men. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody could just do whatever the fuck they wanted and and they're doing drugs at the same time. It's…

Speaker not labelled“Hundred / Thousand / Million (10+)” · 8:32

New customers can spend five and get 200 in bonuses within 21 days. That's code ROGAN. Spend five, get 200 in bonuses in partnership with…

Speaker not labelled“Shit (5+)” · 30:14

Easy for you to laugh. That kind of shit. The reason why I laughed is because I'd heard stories, not about Tom Arnold, but about…

Speaker not labelled“Chimp / Monkey” · 1:20:03

…around by every fucking thought that comes screaming through your head like a tree full of rabid monkeys and that first time I did it

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