The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 18, 2026

On the Oct 18, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 6 of the 13 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 13 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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13 words · 6 settled yes · our count agreed on 13 of 13

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right 5+ timesYes120120✓–new new word, no probability yet–
People 100+ timesYes116116✓81%n=23 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes4545✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
Hundred / Thousand / Million 10+ timesYes3737✓70%n=3 from settlement history–
Shit 5+ timesYes1414✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Chimp / Monkey Yes55✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Dude 20+ timesNo33✓38%n=19 from settlement history–
Elon / Musk No00✓59%n=6 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓54%n=24 from settlement history–
Bill Gates No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Buddy of Mine No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
DMT No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Preposterous No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

7 matches for “Awesome”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled2:56

…time. It's everything just boom Just all came together Your story is awesome. The book is great. It really is. It's very compelling. You know…

Speaker not labelled4:44

…in, that I understood. Right. That I understood. Yeah. Your story is awesome, dude. It really is. It's very – it's such an American story…

Speaker not labelled36:49

…to the Oval Office. We were sitting there late at night. That's awesome. Just bringing up Two and a Half Men, Like you have gone…

Speaker not labelled1:45:52

…been talking to me. You know what he tells me? Pork is awesome. You can't have that guy. Yeah. And listen, you know, you can…

Speaker not labelled2:01:45

…as a gift to his mother, he wants to be on the show. Oh, wow. And we did it. That's awesome. And we loved it.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right (5+)” · 0:23

…the Singer Bowl in 1969. Jimi Hendrix was the headliner, the experience right after Monterey. and Janis Joplin in the holding company, big brother in…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 3:42

…theory it didn't get it was like there was other shows that people wanted to you were cool if you liked and the big bank…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 5:06

…eventually starting to write on big sitcoms and the Roseanne story. It's fucking great, man. Because it's like it's such a huge part of television…

Speaker not labelled“Hundred / Thousand / Million (10+)” · 8:32

New customers can spend five and get 200 in bonuses within 21 days. That's code ROGAN. Spend five, get 200 in bonuses in partnership with…

Speaker not labelled“Shit (5+)” · 18:50

…at all I think people love laughing I think they enjoy the shit out of it it's one of their favorite things to do maybe…

Speaker not labelled“Chimp / Monkey” · 1:20:03

…around by every fucking thought that comes screaming through your head like a tree full of rabid monkeys and that first time I did it

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