The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 11, 2026

On the Oct 11, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 15 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 15 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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15 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 15

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right Yes261261✓93%n=17 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesYes183183✓80%n=22 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3333✓77%n=18 from settlement history–
Blue Yes99✓49%n=14 from settlement history–
Left Yes66✓92%n=15 from settlement history–
Red Yes55✓66%n=14 from settlement history–
Alien Yes44✓52%n=23 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo183183✓37%n=17 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo99✓40%n=18 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓36%n=12 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓15%n=14 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓12%n=18 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

24 matches for “Show”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled1:03

…it. But it was some sick, you know, they do those things where they have all the new shows and everybody has to show up.

Speaker not labelled1:45

…those kind of things where they sit down, they announce all the shows, and you have to clap. You know, they have all these, you…

Speaker not labelled8:04

Nobody shows up. They love you the moment they see you. There's none of that. You can't charisma your way out of an Americana or…

Speaker not labelled8:56

…Like, I'm, like, way different. Like, I'm not even remotely near that. This show is presented by DraftKings. Think DraftKings isn't available in your state?

Speaker not labelled11:31

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Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 0:44

…You'll see. You're going to come back on and say that. All right. I promise you. I believe you. I'll give it a shot. I'll…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 1:19

…getting, it was just still weird for me to be around famous people. And I remember you were like, what the fuck is this? You…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 2:05

…the 90s. This is a long, long time ago. Hell yeah. You've had a fucking insane career, man. I mean, when did you get signed?

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 1:09:07

…But you also mix it up with shit like going back Dr. Cali, which is smooth. Yeah, avant-garde blues. Yeah, her bikini, small, heels tall.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 25:37

The Raymond Chow movies that he was doing? And then he left. And when he left them, there was a gigantic dispute. So when he…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 36:28

…easy to forget. I mean, look, you're like one of the most red people I know because I watch, you know, the stuff and everything.…

Speaker not labelled“Alien” · 2:16:35

…But what we're actually seeing would be like what they're saying maybe aliens or the other viewers or watchers, a higher dimensional viewer is seeing…

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