The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 11, 2026

On the Oct 11, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 15 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 15 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

15 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 15

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right Yes261261✓93%n=17 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesYes183183✓80%n=22 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3333✓77%n=18 from settlement history–
Blue Yes99✓49%n=14 from settlement history–
Left Yes66✓92%n=15 from settlement history–
Red Yes55✓66%n=14 from settlement history–
Alien Yes44✓52%n=23 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo183183✓37%n=17 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo99✓40%n=18 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓36%n=12 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓15%n=14 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓12%n=18 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

44 matches for “Shit”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled1:12

…at a table with you. Okay. And I was a nobody. This was like 1994. I was like, oh, shit, that's how cool you did.

Speaker not labelled1:29

…wish I could do that. Like, this guy's making fun of this shit. Like, you didn't give a fuck about it all. It was really…

Speaker not labelled2:12

Weren't you like 17 or some shit? How old were you when you first got your first contract? So, 16. 16? 16. We started Def…

Speaker not labelled2:57

…I did the mic, and here we are. Most people who get that successful at 16 have a very difficult time keeping their shit together.

Speaker not labelled8:49

…way more blue collar. I'm not, like, remotely interested in hitting you with the famous, with the long cigarette holder and the ascot and shit.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 0:44

…You'll see. You're going to come back on and say that. All right. I promise you. I believe you. I'll give it a shot. I'll…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 3:27

…That meant everything to me. Oh, everybody had those back then. Absolutely. People would carry them around, walking down the street with their own music.

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 13:07

Hunter's cool. Oh, he was cool as fuck. Yeah, he's cool. A complete, total maniac. You know what I mean? Out of his mind on…

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 1:09:07

…But you also mix it up with shit like going back Dr. Cali, which is smooth. Yeah, avant-garde blues. Yeah, her bikini, small, heels tall.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 25:37

The Raymond Chow movies that he was doing? And then he left. And when he left them, there was a gigantic dispute. So when he…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 36:28

…easy to forget. I mean, look, you're like one of the most red people I know because I watch, you know, the stuff and everything.…

Speaker not labelled“Alien” · 2:16:35

…But what we're actually seeing would be like what they're saying maybe aliens or the other viewers or watchers, a higher dimensional viewer is seeing…

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