The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 11, 2026

On the Oct 11, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 15 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 15 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

15 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 15

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right Yes261261✓93%n=17 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesYes183183✓80%n=22 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3333✓77%n=18 from settlement history–
Blue Yes99✓49%n=14 from settlement history–
Left Yes66✓92%n=15 from settlement history–
Red Yes55✓66%n=14 from settlement history–
Alien Yes44✓52%n=23 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo183183✓37%n=17 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo99✓40%n=18 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓36%n=12 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓15%n=14 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓12%n=18 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓9%n=13 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

4 matches for “Alien”; 4 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled2:16:35

…But what we're actually seeing would be like what they're saying maybe aliens or the other viewers or watchers, a higher dimensional viewer is seeing…

Speaker not labelled2:31:32

…steal you right they usually bring you back that's the thing about alien abductions you never hear about someone no I'm talking about if you…

Speaker not labelled2:31:51

Went with the aliens. Yo, that's crazy. He was out of here. Yeah, what's interesting is Steven Spielberg said he wouldn't have written it like…

Speaker not labelled2:33:46

…think whatever, if there is some sort of advanced civilization that comes here, it's probably so alien and so weird that visiting would be OK.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 0:44

…You'll see. You're going to come back on and say that. All right. I promise you. I believe you. I'll give it a shot. I'll…

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 1:19

…getting, it was just still weird for me to be around famous people. And I remember you were like, what the fuck is this? You…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 2:05

…the 90s. This is a long, long time ago. Hell yeah. You've had a fucking insane career, man. I mean, when did you get signed?

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 8:42

…in it for, like, the fame thing. I'm, like, I'm way more blue collar. I'm not, like, remotely interested in hitting you with the famous,…

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 25:37

The Raymond Chow movies that he was doing? And then he left. And when he left them, there was a gigantic dispute. So when he…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 36:28

…easy to forget. I mean, look, you're like one of the most red people I know because I watch, you know, the stuff and everything.…

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