The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 4, 2026
On the Oct 4, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 10 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 10 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 224 | 224 | ✓ | 76%n=17 from settlement history | – |
| People 100+ times | Yes | 155 | 155 | ✓ | 80%n=21 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 112 | 112 | ✓ | 92%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | Yes | 69 | 69 | ✓ | 37%n=17 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 12 | 12 | ✓ | 46%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 32%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 91%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 64%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 23%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 50%n=22 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 155 | 155 | ✓ | 39%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 12%n=17 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 16%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 10%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 10%n=12 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
3 matches for “Alien”; 1 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
Alien, the bad guy wins. Alien? What's another one, though, that from the 70s were like? No, an alien, the bad guy doesn't. Corporate evil…
Where the listed words were said
…weeks doing gigs, and then they were like, oh, we want to drop your special second half of September. I was like, fuck, all right.
…good is their English over there? Great. They love comedy. It's like the Balkans, they like, people who are just in wars love to laugh.
Right? If you're neutral, it's easy to be peaceful. When was the last time you heard about Iceland going and fucking people up? Yeah. But…
…Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! Sammy boy, Sammy boy! What's up, dude? Good to see you, brother. What's happening?
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…upsetting thing. Electric cars make significantly less brake dust. Okay, but hold on. Regenerative braking is only Teslas, though. No, it's not. Yours does it?
…I was like, what the... And another guy I was with got roofied too, because he left me a voicemail that made no fucking sense.
If you died. I was giving them up. Okay, let's say Red Band. Say Red Band's dick and balls. The problem is you would have…
…be able to get online, they hack into the entire code of OpenAI, figure out how to open their box, get online, and then they…
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