The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), October 4, 2026

On the Oct 4, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 10 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 10 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes224224✓76%n=17 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesYes155155✓80%n=21 from settlement history–
Right Yes112112✓92%n=16 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesYes6969✓37%n=17 from settlement history–
Blue Yes1212✓46%n=13 from settlement history–
Tesla Yes66✓32%n=11 from settlement history–
Left Yes55✓91%n=14 from settlement history–
Red Yes44✓64%n=13 from settlement history–
OpenAI Yes44✓23%n=8 from settlement history–
Alien Yes33✓50%n=22 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo155155✓39%n=16 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo11✓12%n=17 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓16%n=13 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓14%n=8 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓10%n=12 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓10%n=12 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

2 matches for “Algorithm”; 1 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled1:03:16

…sports. I played baseball when I was young. I love baseball. I love baseball. And I knew that. That's my algorithm is like 90s baseball.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 0:47

…weeks doing gigs, and then they were like, oh, we want to drop your special second half of September. I was like, fuck, all right.

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 2:00

…good is their English over there? Great. They love comedy. It's like the Balkans, they like, people who are just in wars love to laugh.

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 3:18

Right? If you're neutral, it's easy to be peaceful. When was the last time you heard about Iceland going and fucking people up? Yeah. But…

Speaker not labelled“Dude (20+)” · 0:13

…Experience. Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day! Sammy boy, Sammy boy! What's up, dude? Good to see you, brother. What's happening?

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 58:40

…one i saw was a dark haired asian lady this episode is brought to you by blue chew man let's talk about blue chew they're

Speaker not labelled“Tesla” · 2:42:55

…upsetting thing. Electric cars make significantly less brake dust. Okay, but hold on. Regenerative braking is only Teslas, though. No, it's not. Yours does it?

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 15:54

…I was like, what the... And another guy I was with got roofied too, because he left me a voicemail that made no fucking sense.

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 27:40

If you died. I was giving them up. Okay, let's say Red Band. Say Red Band's dick and balls. The problem is you would have…

Speaker not labelled“OpenAI” · 52:05

…be able to get online, they hack into the entire code of OpenAI, figure out how to open their box, get online, and then they…

Speaker not labelled“Alien” · 2:21:10

Alien, the bad guy wins. Alien? What's another one, though, that from the 70s were like? No, an alien, the bad guy doesn't. Corporate evil…

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