The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 27, 2026
On the Sep 27, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 180 | 180 | ✓ | 79%n=20 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 95 | 95 | ✓ | 91%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 25 | 25 | ✓ | 74%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 61%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 90%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | Yes | 2 | 2 | ✓ | 48%n=21 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 27%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 180 | 180 | ✓ | 41%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 2 | 2 | ✓ | 13%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 49%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 39%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 26%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 17%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 16%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 10%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 10%n=11 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
12 matches for “Shit”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
Congo. And it's mostly Chinese state-run mining companies that don't give a shit about the people and the environment there. But our tech and EV…
…to figure out. We've got some general sense of the forced labor camps filled with Uyghurs doing solar panels and loads and all this shit.
…of the dungeon. And that's supposed to siphon away their piss and shit and menstrual blood. And so you can imagine a thousand people in…
…this just the way we found it. This is the sedimented urine, piss, shit, menstrual blood of the people who were held here for centuries.
…matter of just a few days or a week, this entire deck is covered in human piss and shit and blood and vomit and misery.
Where the listed words were said
…everything you've done and for just, I can't tell you how many people have come up to me and said, thank you for shedding light…
…risked your life. It is a very dangerous part of the world right now with enormous amounts of resources being pulled out and insane amounts…
…there's only a few ways right there's dams you can get hydroelectric power um windmills and solar get the fuck out of here that's not
And I haven't been back to the Congo since Cobalt Red came out, and I knew it would be too dangerous for me to go…
So they built a partition. You can see at the bottom left there, they built a partition so that they could maximize the cargo, the…
…they find the people that were here. Well, we imagine this with, you know, the arrival of aliens. This is the first contact, the story.
…I love the technology involved in EVs. I love, I have a Tesla. I love it. But there's also, excuse me, there's also reality of…
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