The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 27, 2026

On the Sep 27, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes180180✓79%n=20 from settlement history–
Right Yes9595✓91%n=15 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes2525✓74%n=16 from settlement history–
Red Yes99✓61%n=12 from settlement history–
Left Yes44✓90%n=13 from settlement history–
Alien Yes22✓48%n=21 from settlement history–
Tesla Yes11✓27%n=10 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo180180✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo22✓13%n=16 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓49%n=12 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo00✓39%n=16 from settlement history–
OpenAI No00✓26%n=7 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓17%n=12 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓16%n=7 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓10%n=11 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓10%n=11 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

10 matches for “Nuclear”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled26:59

…Infrastructure that one of the best ways to do it cleanly is nuclear power But then they found out that when you give people nuclear…

Speaker not labelled27:49

…giant cities so like what do you give them you give them nuclear power and this is what happened in india right and this is…

Speaker not labelled28:56

…agencies have been trying to figure out how is China growing its nuclear stockpile, stockpile of nuclear warheads so fast because they got no uranium.…

Speaker not labelled29:40

…And that's the answer to this question of how did China jack up its nuclear stockpile supply so fast in the last 10, 15 years?

Speaker not labelled30:04

…And that's scary. And so when you talk about do we give them – do we use nuclear power in that part of the world?

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 0:21

…everything you've done and for just, I can't tell you how many people have come up to me and said, thank you for shedding light…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 0:38

…risked your life. It is a very dangerous part of the world right now with enormous amounts of resources being pulled out and insane amounts…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 33:44

…got into – Imagine if you were learning English. You're like, what the fuck does artisanal actually mean? How are the two things – what?

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 2:07

And I haven't been back to the Congo since Cobalt Red came out, and I knew it would be too dangerous for me to go…

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 52:03

…I said, why is this so perfectly smooth here? He said, we left this just the way we found it. This is the sedimented urine,…

Speaker not labelled“Alien” · 1:47:28

…they find the people that were here. Well, we imagine this with, you know, the arrival of aliens. This is the first contact, the story.

Speaker not labelled“Tesla” · 18:06

…I love the technology involved in EVs. I love, I have a Tesla. I love it. But there's also, excuse me, there's also reality of…

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