The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 27, 2026

On the Sep 27, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes180180✓79%n=20 from settlement history–
Right Yes9595✓91%n=15 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes2525✓74%n=16 from settlement history–
Red Yes99✓61%n=12 from settlement history–
Left Yes44✓90%n=13 from settlement history–
Alien Yes22✓48%n=21 from settlement history–
Tesla Yes11✓27%n=10 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo180180✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo22✓13%n=16 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓49%n=12 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo00✓39%n=16 from settlement history–
OpenAI No00✓26%n=7 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓17%n=12 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓16%n=7 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓10%n=11 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓10%n=11 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

6 matches for “China”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled28:55

intelligence agencies have been trying to figure out how is China growing its nuclear stockpile, stockpile of nuclear warheads so fast because they got no…

Speaker not labelled29:35

they've got uranium on it too. It's all headed over to mainland China. And that's the answer to this question of how did China jack…

Speaker not labelled30:13

…you want yellow cake floating around that part of the world. Does China have any human rights organizations that are comparable to the ones in…

Speaker not labelled31:27

They ship over people from China to do the work and then work them and then send them back. And there's nothing by way of…

Speaker not labelled1:40:17

…as not the same as them. You know, whether we're talking about China and the treatment of the Uyghurs, or whether we're talking about the…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 0:21

…everything you've done and for just, I can't tell you how many people have come up to me and said, thank you for shedding light…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 0:38

…risked your life. It is a very dangerous part of the world right now with enormous amounts of resources being pulled out and insane amounts…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 27:39

…there's only a few ways right there's dams you can get hydroelectric power um windmills and solar get the fuck out of here that's not

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 2:07

And I haven't been back to the Congo since Cobalt Red came out, and I knew it would be too dangerous for me to go…

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 52:03

…I said, why is this so perfectly smooth here? He said, we left this just the way we found it. This is the sedimented urine,…

Speaker not labelled“Alien” · 1:47:28

…they find the people that were here. Well, we imagine this with, you know, the arrival of aliens. This is the first contact, the story.

Speaker not labelled“Tesla” · 18:06

…I love the technology involved in EVs. I love, I have a Tesla. I love it. But there's also, excuse me, there's also reality of…

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