The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026

On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes285285✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesYes285285✓38%n=14 from settlement history–
Right Yes117117✓91%n=14 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3939✓73%n=15 from settlement history–
Left Yes33✓89%n=12 from settlement history–
Red Yes33✓59%n=11 from settlement history–
OpenAI Yes33✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo66✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓52%n=11 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓50%n=20 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓29%n=9 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓18%n=11 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓14%n=15 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

285 matches for “People”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled2:42

…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at

Speaker not labelled2:55

…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…

Speaker not labelled3:13

…weird headspace to be in because you're constantly like looking at other people's stuff. It's like he's a tastemaker, you know, or that's not even…

Speaker not labelled7:25

Yeah. And that's mostly what people deal with, especially paranoid schizophrenics. They're hearing voices, do this, do that, you're awful. I mean, if you think…

Speaker not labelled7:56

…which is a suppression of the motor system and so you'll see people who are doing this like rising like this, you'll see them on…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 9:11

…they're crazy, but they're off. They're off. And so they're not bad people, but their place in society often doesn't position them to like sit…

Speaker not labelled“People (200+)” · 13:20

And people talk about meth strength. But yeah, I mean methamphetamine is going to create probably the largest dump of dopamine in the brain than…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 4:41

It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 13:05

…stress. The stress. Methamphetamine use. I mean. Again, the stress. The stress. The stress. Also, meth heads just seem fucking out of their mind anyway.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 2:10:44

…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 3:37

Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…

Speaker not labelled“OpenAI” · 2:32:30

gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…

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