The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026

On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes285285✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesYes285285✓38%n=14 from settlement history–
Right Yes117117✓91%n=14 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3939✓73%n=15 from settlement history–
Left Yes33✓89%n=12 from settlement history–
Red Yes33✓59%n=11 from settlement history–
OpenAI Yes33✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo66✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓52%n=11 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓50%n=20 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓29%n=9 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓18%n=11 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓14%n=15 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

8 matches for “Music”; 3 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled4:03

…out like next week where they sit in this incredible monument structure in Europe and they just listen to music together and talk about music.

Speaker not labelled6:31

…claims he's never done any drugs. That seems ridiculous. Maybe had one sip of alcohol ages ago, which in the music business, that's a feat.

Speaker not labelled2:23:54

…like so upset. And it just reminds me of like when the parental advisory stuff came out and it was like they're swearing on music.

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 2:42

…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at

Speaker not labelled“People (200+)” · 2:55

…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 4:41

It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 8:11

…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 2:10:44

…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 3:37

Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…

Speaker not labelled“OpenAI” · 2:32:30

gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…

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