The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026
On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 78%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 38%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 117 | 117 | ✓ | 91%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 39 | 39 | ✓ | 73%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 89%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 59%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 41%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 52%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 50%n=20 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 29%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
9 matches for “Monkey”; 4 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
…who is this brilliant scientist. They did these studies at first in monkeys and then in humans, which showed that if you take adult monkeys…
…from an area of the brain that responds to touch. And the monkeys job is to to basically press a lever anytime the bumps go…
…press the lever press the lever press the lever these are adult monkeys they come back sometime later and The brain area representing the fingers…
Okay, now they do a different experiment where the monkey is still feeling the bumps But the monkey is trained to listen to changes in…
Where the listed words were said
…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at
…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…
It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…
…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.
…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…
Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…
gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…
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