The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026

On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes285285✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesYes285285✓38%n=14 from settlement history–
Right Yes117117✓91%n=14 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3939✓73%n=15 from settlement history–
Left Yes33✓89%n=12 from settlement history–
Red Yes33✓59%n=11 from settlement history–
OpenAI Yes33✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo66✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓52%n=11 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓50%n=20 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓29%n=9 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓18%n=11 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓14%n=15 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

4 matches for “Cold Plunge”; 4 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled55:05

…that suck you do the hard workouts and the song on the cold plunge life just seems more beautiful it really does because you're not…

Speaker not labelled1:36:13

…if you stack those up throughout your day, diet, nutrition, sunlight, exercise, all these different things, cold plunge, sauna, your life's going to be better.

Speaker not labelled1:37:24

…to you know catch Fire out there where you the idea that cold plunges block hypertrophy and strength adaptations if done in the six hours…

Speaker not labelled1:38:53

…couple things in the morning, view bright light, ideally from sunlight, I've talked about these things before, cold shower or cold plunge, 30 seconds, right?

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 2:42

…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at

Speaker not labelled“People (200+)” · 2:55

…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 4:41

It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 8:11

…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 2:10:44

…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 3:37

Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…

Speaker not labelled“OpenAI” · 2:32:30

gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…

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