The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026
On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 78%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 38%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 117 | 117 | ✓ | 91%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 39 | 39 | ✓ | 73%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 89%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 59%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 41%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 52%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 50%n=20 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 29%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
7 matches for “Cocaine”; 4 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
I've never done cocaine. I've never done speed. I've never done Adderall or Vyvanse. We could talk about stimulants. And in the book, I talk…
Cocaine, it comes from the coca plant, obviously, from the coca leaf. and he said the experience of chewing coca leaf is very different than…
…we drink Coca-Cola. So I'm like, so there's- And they use the cocaine they get from it for medical cocaine use. That it is. It…
…if you you and I would both say okay like kids taking cocaine not good But Chris would say the coca leaf actually is a…
Where the listed words were said
…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at
…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…
It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…
…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.
…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…
Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…
gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…
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