The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026
On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 78%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | Yes | 285 | 285 | ✓ | 38%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 117 | 117 | ✓ | 91%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 39 | 39 | ✓ | 73%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 89%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 59%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 41%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 52%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 50%n=20 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 29%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
6 matches for “Ass”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
What a thick-ass book you wrote, sir. Yeah, I figure it doubles as a doorstop or a weapon. Yeah, it's designed to be read front…
And you're like, yeah, get into the octagon and get your ass kicked, you know, and that's going to turn you into a fighter. I…
Dude, he'll haul ass it. Like right now he's up to five on a two incline. And he's just like at the back of that…
…learned a lot about how to stay calm when you're getting your ass beat and how to think clearly. And it's also, I think Sam,…
…pain. Like male mice have a circuit and they will work their asses off figuring out puzzles that were perplexed like 30 percent of the…
Where the listed words were said
…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at
…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…
It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…
…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.
…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…
Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…
gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…
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