The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 20, 2026

On the Sep 20, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 7 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
People 100+ timesYes285285✓78%n=19 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesYes285285✓38%n=14 from settlement history–
Right Yes117117✓91%n=14 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3939✓73%n=15 from settlement history–
Left Yes33✓89%n=12 from settlement history–
Red Yes33✓59%n=11 from settlement history–
OpenAI Yes33✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo66✓41%n=15 from settlement history–
Blue No00✓52%n=11 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓50%n=20 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓29%n=9 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓18%n=11 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓18%n=6 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓14%n=15 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓12%n=10 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

11 matches for “Amazing”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled28:35

…that's a lot of what being human is about, right? There's an amazing case actually right here in Austin where, I don't know if you're…

Speaker not labelled53:09

…not forget the lighter side like the beauty of like all these amazing things in life there's this kind of like promised land inside of…

Speaker not labelled57:46

…is Marshall. Yeah. You got another one, right? Charlie. Cavalier King Charles. Yeah. They're great. He's amazing. But oh my God. Those are great dogs.

Speaker not labelled1:01:53

…you laugh and they know you're laughing. So good. It's like dogs are amazing. And people that don't have love in their life, they're suffering.

Speaker not labelled1:11:36

And he's like, and this amazing physician. And he called me, very, very calm guy. And he called me and he said, he calls me…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“People (100+)” · 2:42

…like it's there like he can just feel it weird i mean he's he he has this supernatural ability to feel where people are at

Speaker not labelled“People (200+)” · 2:55

…of us aren't. And he's all day, every day, he's connecting with people and trying to help them. Like he really spends most of his…

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 4:41

It's a weird good. Very weird, dude. He isn't very rational, too. Right. I mean, his whole thing. I may have said this before, but…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 8:11

…psychotic people who are taking their antipsychotic medication. Yeah. But, you know, it gives you some empathy. Tell the voices to shut the fuck up.

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 2:10:44

…good clinical trials of each and all of these peptides. The horse left the stable. It's out. It's out there. Like, it's over. There can…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 3:37

Totally. He finds the realness. And like he made the Red Hot Chili Peppers record one of their albums in a mansion because he wanted…

Speaker not labelled“OpenAI” · 2:32:30

gentleman the other day on that was, he used to work at OpenAI and he left and he was a whistleblower. Oh yeah, I saw…

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