The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 13, 2026

On the Sep 13, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 5 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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Markets

16 words · 5 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right Yes8686✓90%n=13 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3535✓72%n=14 from settlement history–
Red Yes99✓56%n=10 from settlement history–
Blue Yes66✓49%n=10 from settlement history–
Left Yes55✓88%n=11 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesNo5757✓82%n=18 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo5757✓40%n=13 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo55✓43%n=14 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓53%n=19 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓32%n=8 from settlement history–
OpenAI No00✓20%n=5 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓20%n=5 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓20%n=10 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓15%n=14 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

1 match for “Nuclear”; 1 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled1:58

Yeah. That's why they hover over nuclear bases and shit. We hope we get there. It's very debatable. Yeah. Well, listen, man, thank you for…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 11:45

If you want a high-quality supplement made with the right stuff, AG1 Pro is a no-brainer. Go to drinkag1.com slash joe for a limited time,…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 2:27

…out. Like, this guy's like, how old are you? 77. 77. That's fucking incredible, dude. Because a lot of your contemporaries, when they've, you know,…

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 55:37

They have hyperbaric chambers, red light therapy, all this. I mean, everything that's state-of-the-art they have. Wow. Yeah. I wish I had known that you…

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 41:29

…great. He was skinny, jet black hair. His skin looked great. powder blue suit on. I wasn't a fan really back then because I was…

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 37:42

…hits here I have to speak to this guy so I eventually left my managers who were kind of pushing me in that direction which…

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