The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 13, 2026

On the Sep 13, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 5 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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16 words · 5 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Right Yes8686✓90%n=13 from settlement history–
Fuck / Fucking 10+ timesYes3535✓72%n=14 from settlement history–
Red Yes99✓56%n=10 from settlement history–
Blue Yes66✓49%n=10 from settlement history–
Left Yes55✓88%n=11 from settlement history–
People 100+ timesNo5757✓82%n=18 from settlement history–
People 200+ timesNo5757✓40%n=13 from settlement history–
Dude 20+ timesNo55✓43%n=14 from settlement history–
Alien No00✓53%n=19 from settlement history–
Tesla No00✓32%n=8 from settlement history–
OpenAI No00✓20%n=5 from settlement history–
SpaceX No00✓20%n=5 from settlement history–
World Cup No00✓20%n=10 from settlement history–
Trump 10+ timesNo00✓15%n=14 from settlement history–
Microsoft No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–
Obsolete No00✓13%n=9 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Machine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

32 matches for “Music”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Speaker not labelled2:12

It's fascinating. I listened to your music when I was in high school, which is crazy. And to see you look as good as you…

Speaker not labelled2:49

…it a week ago. It was crazy. That was actually a great comment. I really appreciate that because I'm still very passionate about playing music.

Speaker not labelled30:32

…on a drug. You're feeling it. It's like everyone is loving the music, the sound, the performers there, and the fact that they're actually right…

Speaker not labelled36:30

They had one music paper, and that was it. And they're asking me, you know, I'm doing all these interviews, music interviews, and I look…

Speaker not labelled37:21

…a little while and it was going nowhere I wasn't writing the music I was writing songs about a guy that committed suicide writing songs…

Where the listed words were said

Speaker not labelled“Right” · 11:45

If you want a high-quality supplement made with the right stuff, AG1 Pro is a no-brainer. Go to drinkag1.com slash joe for a limited time,…

Speaker not labelled“Fuck / Fucking (10+)” · 12:33

…was pretty hairy. Holy shit, man. That's got to be insane. When you were over there, were you like, what the fuck have I done?

Speaker not labelled“Red” · 55:37

They have hyperbaric chambers, red light therapy, all this. I mean, everything that's state-of-the-art they have. Wow. Yeah. I wish I had known that you…

Speaker not labelled“Blue” · 41:29

…great. He was skinny, jet black hair. His skin looked great. powder blue suit on. I wasn't a fan really back then because I was…

Speaker not labelled“Left” · 37:42

…hits here I have to speak to this guy so I eventually left my managers who were kind of pushing me in that direction which…

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