The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 13, 2026
On the Sep 13, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 5 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 5 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Right | Yes | 86 | 86 | ✓ | 90%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 35 | 35 | ✓ | 72%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 56%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 49%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 88%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| People 100+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 82%n=18 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 40%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 43%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 53%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 32%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 15%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
5 matches for “Left”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
…hits here I have to speak to this guy so I eventually left my managers who were kind of pushing me in that direction which…
…Yeah, yeah. Oh, like you say, go. We're always saying, you know, I'm going to go first. I don't want to be the one left.
…was Elvis. Yeah. And the Beatles, they wrote the best songs. There's not many songs left to write now because the Beatles wrote them all.
You know, now it'll never leave. It's left again, unfortunately. But hopefully it'll, you know, I don't know if it'll come back. I think... The…
…as kind of a callback way later on, you know, after I'd left the show. And then I came back for like the 50th anniversary…
Where the listed words were said
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…out. Like, this guy's like, how old are you? 77. 77. That's fucking incredible, dude. Because a lot of your contemporaries, when they've, you know,…
They have hyperbaric chambers, red light therapy, all this. I mean, everything that's state-of-the-art they have. Wow. Yeah. I wish I had known that you…
…great. He was skinny, jet black hair. His skin looked great. powder blue suit on. I wasn't a fan really back then because I was…
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