The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 13, 2026
On the Sep 13, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 5 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 5 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Right | Yes | 86 | 86 | ✓ | 90%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 35 | 35 | ✓ | 72%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 56%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 49%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 88%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| People 100+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 82%n=18 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 40%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 43%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 53%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 32%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 15%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
2 matches for “Austin”; 2 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
…years ago, three years ago, whatever it was, when they played in Austin. It was fucking incredible, man. Mick has two trailers that are just…
This is a great clinic that my friend owns in Austin called Ways to Well. And they do all the latest and greatest, like state-of-the-art,…
Where the listed words were said
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…out. Like, this guy's like, how old are you? 77. 77. That's fucking incredible, dude. Because a lot of your contemporaries, when they've, you know,…
So they do red light? Oh, everything. And hyperbaric. I've done hyperbaric. You should get one. You should get one at your house. It's a…
…great. He was skinny, jet black hair. His skin looked great. powder blue suit on. I wasn't a fan really back then because I was…
…hits here I have to speak to this guy so I eventually left my managers who were kind of pushing me in that direction which…
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