The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 13, 2026
On the Sep 13, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 5 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 5 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Right | Yes | 86 | 86 | ✓ | 90%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 35 | 35 | ✓ | 72%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 56%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 6 | 6 | ✓ | 49%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 88%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| People 100+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 82%n=18 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 57 | 57 | ✓ | 40%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 43%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 53%n=19 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 32%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 20%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 15%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 13%n=9 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
Where the listed words were said
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