The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 6, 2026
On the Sep 6, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 8 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with 15 of 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 8 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 209 | 209 | ✓ | 81%n=17 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | Yes | 209 | 209 | ✓ | 36%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 142 | 142 | ✓ | 70%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 89%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | Yes | 40 | 40 | ✓ | 40%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | Yes | 14 | 14 | ✓ | 9%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 87%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 26%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Red | No | 1 | 1 | ✗ | 60%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 55%n=18 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 53%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 24%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 24%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 21%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=8 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
7 matches for “Obama”; 4 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
So when Obama put a stop to it, he went through the EcoHealth Alliance and they backdoored it. And they funded this creation of these…
…one, though, because that's 10 fucking years for 10 fucking years from 2014, which is when Obama put the moratorium on gain of function research.
I don't know exactly if that happened. I know that Obama put a moratorium on it in 2014. I know he's accused of going through…
…would be against that shit so fast What if they don't have control? It would be a new magnet. They'd be like, it's digital Obama.
Where the listed words were said
…it's the difference between Watching porno and then watching those same two people have sex right in front of you You know it's the exact…
…think so. Yeah, because it was a huge theater. And back then, that's what they used to do. Back then, people would shoot one special.
…you film, you have to abandon it. If you really want to fuck with a comic, give them a great tag after they don't film…
That's right. Oh, the old special. The old special that is now available on YouTube as well. Now available on YouTube, live from the Mothership.…
I mean, this is the same dude during the AIDS crisis that was giving people AZT, which killed people quicker than cancer when they were…
…Trump administration, and he kept doing it through EcoHealth Alliance, but then when the Trump administration came along, it was all fucking chaos in 2016.
where everybody's like moving around and moving back and forth and left and right. He's not moving. Look watch this. Look at him. That's only…
…him. They love the fact that he's he's our modern day Nikola Tesla. He's the guy who's making electric cars and rockets and all these…
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