The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), September 6, 2026
On the Sep 6, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 8 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with 15 of 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 8 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 209 | 209 | ✓ | 81%n=17 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | Yes | 209 | 209 | ✓ | 36%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 142 | 142 | ✓ | 70%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 89%n=12 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | Yes | 40 | 40 | ✓ | 40%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | Yes | 14 | 14 | ✓ | 9%n=13 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 5 | 5 | ✓ | 87%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 26%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Red | No | 1 | 1 | ✗ | 60%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 55%n=18 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 53%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 24%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 24%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 21%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 14%n=8 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
3 matches for “Illegal”; 3 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
…did because the world knows what he did now. But what did he do? Well, first of all, he funded gain-of-function research when it's illegal.
…state wants it to be legal? And somehow or another they made it illegal and the alcohol lobby is involved and they've been losing money?
Well, if they're not on something illegal, they're on something legal. And that's where it gets weird. Like who decides what's legal and what's not…
Where the listed words were said
…it's the difference between Watching porno and then watching those same two people have sex right in front of you You know it's the exact…
…think so. Yeah, because it was a huge theater. And back then, that's what they used to do. Back then, people would shoot one special.
…you film, you have to abandon it. If you really want to fuck with a comic, give them a great tag after they don't film…
That's right. Oh, the old special. The old special that is now available on YouTube as well. Now available on YouTube, live from the Mothership.…
…files? I don't think so. He likes killing people. He doesn't like fucking them. Oh, guys, he's a scary dude. He's a scary dude, man.
…not spending money on this. Obama stopped it. And then when the Trump administration, and he kept doing it through EcoHealth Alliance, but then when…
where everybody's like moving around and moving back and forth and left and right. He's not moving. Look watch this. Look at him. That's only…
…him. They love the fact that he's he's our modern day Nikola Tesla. He's the guy who's making electric cars and rockets and all these…
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