The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), August 30, 2026
On the Aug 30, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 8 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 8 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 85%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 101 | 101 | ✓ | 87%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 72 | 72 | ✓ | 73%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | Yes | 20 | 20 | ✓ | 56%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 7 | 7 | ✓ | 84%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 63%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 53%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 21%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 42%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 46%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 2 | 2 | ✓ | 11%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 33%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 33%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 26%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
0 matches for “UFO / Alien”.
Where the listed words were said
…regression. I think we got to watch it. I remember watching the people discussing it though, so I don't you know this I don't think…
…by night, all day! Are we up? Okay. Hi Jesse. Hello Joe. Right when we walked in, Jamie has apparently been down some rabbit holes.
He's got a phone from 1984. What the fuck is this? Was he filming this is horseshit I don't see jack shit. Hold on. I…
…there somebody did get abducted and see a frog and gray hybrid alien being you know or combo of them on ships but uh what…
…period of time within a standard deviation, you expect a certain amount of slit one, a certain amount of slit two, left slit, right slit.
…check it out there is a what he describes as a blazing red orb the size of a walmart so a massive like a story…
…right well because i think they had an interest you know project blue book was running at the time and it's clear now if you…
…everything. Totally. And sometimes, you know, a great example is Marconi, who is responsible for inventing the radio by most account him and Tesla. Right.
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