The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), August 30, 2026
On the Aug 30, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 8 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 8 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| People 100+ times | Yes | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 85%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Right | Yes | 101 | 101 | ✓ | 87%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 72 | 72 | ✓ | 73%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | Yes | 20 | 20 | ✓ | 56%n=16 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 7 | 7 | ✓ | 84%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Red | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 63%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | Yes | 4 | 4 | ✓ | 53%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | Yes | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 21%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 132 | 132 | ✓ | 42%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 9 | 9 | ✓ | 46%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 2 | 2 | ✓ | 11%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 33%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 33%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 26%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 18%n=6 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
20 matches for “Alien”; 5 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
…there somebody did get abducted and see a frog and gray hybrid alien being you know or combo of them on ships but uh what…
…know you had Andrew Gallimore on. He wrote a great book called Alien Information Theory. And he, you know, just as, you know, astronauts go…
…was it? It was the first episode of Outer Limits and the aliens in Outer Limits, the eyes wrap around their heads in a way…
…looking. Ew. But it's so Betty and Barney Hill also described the aliens looking like Nazis at one point. Whoa. Barney says that which is…
…like some fake version of it people Call it the most convincing alien abduction ever because of Mario's memory. It's insane the level of recall…
Where the listed words were said
…regression. I think we got to watch it. I remember watching the people discussing it though, so I don't you know this I don't think…
…by night, all day! Are we up? Okay. Hi Jesse. Hello Joe. Right when we walked in, Jamie has apparently been down some rabbit holes.
He's got a phone from 1984. What the fuck is this? Was he filming this is horseshit I don't see jack shit. Hold on. I…
…the great Arthur C. Clarke called Childhood's End. And he talks about aliens sort of incepting the world through telepathic children. And it's so it's,…
…period of time within a standard deviation, you expect a certain amount of slit one, a certain amount of slit two, left slit, right slit.
…check it out there is a what he describes as a blazing red orb the size of a walmart so a massive like a story…
…right well because i think they had an interest you know project blue book was running at the time and it's clear now if you…
…everything. Totally. And sometimes, you know, a great example is Marconi, who is responsible for inventing the radio by most account him and Tesla. Right.
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