The Joe Rogan Experience (Spotify), August 23, 2026
On the Aug 23, 2026 episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, 2 of the 16 words Polymarket listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 16 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.
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16 words · 2 settled yes · our count agreed on 16 of 16- Polymarket: anyone
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backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Right | Yes | 76 | 76 | ✓ | 86%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Left | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | 83%n=7 from settlement history | – |
| People 100+ times | No | 98 | 98 | ✓ | 84%n=14 from settlement history | – |
| People 200+ times | No | 98 | 98 | ✓ | 45%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | No | 1 | 1 | ✓ | 71%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| Blue | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 59%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Red | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 59%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Alien | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 54%n=15 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 20+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 42%n=10 from settlement history | – |
| OpenAI | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| SpaceX | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| World Cup | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 29%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Tesla | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 24%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 21%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Obsolete | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 21%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Trump 10+ times | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | 12%n=10 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
quotes of at most 25 wordsMachine transcript · The Joe Rogan Experience podcast audio (Spotify), machine transcript · Source · Used to count words; quotes of at most 25 words.
3 matches for “Left”; 3 quoted, at least 25 words apart.
Now somebody comes up and he left the plans and they rebuild another telescope and they're going to look in that exact same place. Another…
…gets hit by a meteor. there's only a few thousand of us left and we over the course of the next 10,000 years reinvent civilization…
…So when you turn them back on a week later, they can read that and write up to the minute exactly where you left them.
Where the listed words were said
That might not be right. That might not be correct. I think we might be wrong about that. I think I bet you believe that,…
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